B...ang..kok

Bankok... finally we went!
Really geng bao and many things happended!
Who are the fella ? Me... Ian...Benn and Lim... 4 guys!
Don't think this trip is pao bing trip!
First day, departed from LCCT and met Lim in Bangkok Airport. Lim departed from Penang Airport. For sure, Airasia.. now every flight can delay! About 30 mins delayed!
Reached Bangkok around 1pm. You always have extra 1 hour more in Bangkok coz GMT+07.
Took a taxi to Khao San Road. A cheat started. Took a taxi much more expensive then other... about more RM20 or RM30?
Reached Khao San road, nothing new, have to look for a hotel where we gonna compare all the prices. Luckily did some research so agak agak know which one cheap and nice. After asked about 4 or 5 hotels, found Nana Inn Hotel cheap and nice! Booked and stayed one night! 4 person squeez inside a room where i only told the lady boss ....3 person only. Save money, you know? hahahaha....
Went inside... not bad quite clean and really enoghh for 4 person. After put down out luggages we went to CHINATOWN. Took a taxi, quite reasonable about RM8 and one person only RM2. Okay la...
However Chinatown not that impressive! Just like Petaling Street with food and fruits?
Spent about 2 hours there and walk walk.... Anyway, many gun and parang sold beside road.
After that decided to back to hotel have a rest, took a taxi back to hotel and took bath ...rest!
Around evening, where to go? Really not familiar with places in bangkok!
Chin chai select... finally went PatPong Night Market! Went by taxi also....
Reached there.... lagi nothing to see coz really selling all fake things like petaling street!
And only one road, that's all. Just one thing special. Many GoGoBar there!
After dinner, dunno where to go... decided to select one bar to go in.
Many man or lady stand beside road and said... come come come... fucking show.. very nice
Only 100 bath for one beer. Ok decided select one called Pussy Cat Bar? Not really remembered!
Went in and chin chai order 4 beers, finally comes group of gals help you tap kuat lah.... this and that....VERY UGLY! rejected. Bill came,4 beers 1500bath ! WTF??? naik kereta, they said ohter is for show...wait... tell u how ugly was the show later... the gals who tap you asked for tips somemore 100 bath! NS... go die lah!
We knew really naik kereta already,nvm since paid then sit down and watched show.
You never know how geng she can pull plain water in and water came out was in black?
You know what i means? You can imagine blade, balls, mango and etc can in and out from there?
I only can respect and FUNNY! One more thing, always there were 2 or 3 person naked up part and stand behind the performers! Normally they had to dance as background, sometimes lazy and then stand there. But, the owner using mic and talked thai:"&(*&%^%$&" Then they dance back...very geng bao and funny! Benn keep kacau by one ladyboy, heShe like benn so much!
hahaha.... after certain time, we left. Back to Khao San road, during night always happening! Maybe can let you know incoming few days?

Second day, wake up not really early, however watched wat time ? Still 9 something Thailand time! Pack everything and departed to Pattaya!
Went there by bus...Exciting story began!
As usual, we went around to look for cheap hotel, finally found one really cheap, one person about RM 14 like that. Room condition for sure will be not that good la..... After that, went to beach, before that, rent a big jeep, all happy! Took the jeep to the beach and till evening, we did rent a jetski. It was fun. However, before we went back to hotel, kena one saman by police. Stupid thailand police hard hard also want us paid 400 bath with reason we parked illegally. Finally paid. Went back to hotel dulan! After took bath walk around and ate birdsnet in a shop who owned by one auntie from Macau. Chitchat a while then went D with her. Geng? Siao? Damn funny! There were more stories behind! Anyway, my birthday in Bangkok really fun!
After fun went back hotel and rest. The next morning took a car back to Bangkok with 800bath. This time lagi NS! The car was something like storm. They charged us 800 with so little space behind! 1 and 30 mins journey....really damn tiring! Another thing geng bao was the man's wife and son sitting behind the truck and undersun for 1 and 30 mins! When almost reached town, they lye down to escape from police! Imagine!

Third day in Bangkok, walk up and down to rent a hostel in town with cheaper rate. Finally I found one room with 1200bath for4 person. Really 2 mins walk to NANA skytrain (this Nana diffrent with Khao San's Nana). Meet up with betty and sheryl's gang during night where they reached on 5th. Nothing much to do during that day, just walk walk and after that went to Khao San road again. For sure, I know everyone like Khao San road very much. We went Thai Massage that night and more close with the Auntie who was massager! After that went back to hotel!

Next early morning (actually in Malaysia not early) woke up and went to TangLing Chan Floating market. We went there because its not that far from the town. About 30 mins we reached. WAH, really small market. Spent 2 hours there to have breakfast and drinks. After that went to Chatuchak Weekend Market! This market really BIG BIG BIG and BIG! Don't think can finish shop here. Just tried the best to grab what we wanted! Sapu a lot of T-shirt.
I also sapu one short pants. When we finished shop already 4pm. Decided to go Shukhumvit area. Flash shopping on MBK, Siam Square, Siam Discovery and bla bla bla. We only went in whatever we wanted. Really flash! After that went back to hotel took bath and rest. During night time,went to Suam Lam Night Bazaar. Not really cheap there but food court really BIG BIG BIG like evening dinner in hall! After that went Khao San road with betty's gang! Some of them went massage! After that drink beer beside road. Beer was cheap there! Small bottle about RM3.2. However big one only RM3.9 I should take big one.Aiksss! Funny things happend! My Engineer Jeans kena bakar! The story begin, went into first taxi towards back to hotel. When we got in, felt so smokey, everyone asked how come today Thai ppl sembahyang? very smokey! The driver wind down windows and called fren. We suspect ask what was happening to his taxi, so smokey? After that he stop aside and tried to tell us his taxi out of service. We have to take anohter. We fast fast got down and i insisted NOT TO PAY HIM. After that got into second taxi,Wah.... this taxi lagi wortst! VERY SMOKEY! Then we confirm they must be sembahyang today! Ian cannot tahan and ask anyone burn? I look at my leg, SHIT, Its burning on my jeans! I'm the cause! Oh... Fast fast took water and pour on it. The first taxi must be very pity, till now still don't know the smoke from my leg! That the highlights of the night! Hahahaha....

Come to Sunday, Benn leaving us in the early morning. Quite really early to catch plane! Finally in the morning we moved to Khao San road again with Ian and Lim. Choose Nana Inn again. After put our things, decided went Grand Palace. However not really worth to pay RM25 to see those palace. Call off the plan. Just took picture outside. After that walk to Sleeping Buddha. Met one liar. Stories and stories. THAILAND PPL REALLY LIKE TO CHEAT! After that case went to Chatuchak again, this time lagi sapu banyak. For sure the person was Ian. During night,hanging around in Khao San road. That place really a good place to hang around. You will never bored!

Monday morning, Lim leaving us back to Penang. He went to airport in the early morning too. However he forgot to take back passport. Therefore came back and took passport. Rugi taxi fees again! After wake up, me and Ian not much money, therfore look for good place to shop. Finally found wholesales again. Spent whole afternoon there! Evening back to hotel and rest. During night went out minum minum and minum. Cheap beer!

Last day, walk around see what need to buy. Around noon 4pm went to airport and waiting for flight back to Malaysia on 8:40pm.
Reach Malaysia by 11:30pm. End our Bangkok Trip